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Kevin's relationship with Stacey begins this season. Kevin is despondent on Valentine's Day when he doesn't know where she is, but in a deleted scene he becomes very happy when she calls and says she's back in town. In " Michael's Birthday ", Kevin gets tested for skin cancer , which takes the mood away from party festivities, much to Michael's displeasure.
The results end up negative, though Michael thought that 'negative' meant that his test revealed cancer " Michael's Birthday. Jim and Pam encounter his The Police tribute band Scrantonicity , while searching for bands for Pam's wedding and Roy asks him to play for them which he accepts although the marriage ends up being called off. Generally, he doesn't get much responsibility, so in " The Merger ", he is delighted that he gets to shred company documents.
However, in the excitement of showing everything that it can shred, he puts in his own credit card. He later uses the shredder to make a salad " The Merger ". After some deliberation, Kevin joins Angela's party in " A Benihana Christmas ", but only because of the double-fudge brownies. Scrantonicity got to perform at " Phyllis' Wedding ".
It was the third wedding they performed at, having also played at their bassist's wedding and their guitarist's wedding. During " Cocktails ", Kevin is asked if he and Stacy have set a date for their wedding. Kevin says they have, but it is very complicated, hinting that they may have separated.
After Roy begins to shout at Pam for revealing the kiss she shared with Jim, Kevin can briefly be seen holding up his fists ready to defend Pam as she walks away from Roy. In " The Convict ", Kevin implies that he is involved in insider trading , but wasn't aware of the legal implications.
He greatly enjoys the hot dog eating contest during " Beach Games ", saying that lying on the beach eating hot dogs is "all he's ever wanted". In the season premiere, " Fun Run ", Kevin openly suspects Jim and Pam of "hooking up" and is determined to prove his speculations to his neighboring accountant Oscar. Oscar is not convinced, but Kevin is vindicated in the episode " Dunder Mifflin Infinity ", when Jim and Pam reveal their relationship to their coworkers.
Kevin suffers a series of setbacks during the season. In the episode "Money", Kevin announces that has split from the band " Scrantonicity " and formed " Scrantonicity II ". However, none of his coworkers come to support his new band. Golf betting games kevin the office Also, Kevin, along with all of the other Dunder Mifflin employees except for Michael are made to park in a satellite parking lot, which angers all of them.
Kevin is one of the most distraught, and he teams up with Andy in order to do something about it. They suggest to Michael that an assembly be called between the " Five Families ". He later explains that the " Five Families " are the five companies which share the Scranton business park, and that the bosses "rarely meet".
When Michael denies him the opportunity to call a meeting, Kevin and Andy decide to call a meeting anyway. At the meeting, Kevin and Andy attempt to be polite and in charge, since Michael isn't there. Kevin finally breaks down, demanding the parking spaces back, claiming that "some people have to park really far away and walk all the way to the office, and some people sweat too much for comfort.
In " Job Fair ", Kevin's zeal to gamble during a trip to the golf course with Jim, Andy and a prospective customer implies that his gambling may be a compulsive behavior rather than just a casual hobby, as he takes money from petty cash in order to turn it into "this month's rent. In " Goodbye, Toby ", Dwight tells the office's new HR representative Holly that Kevin is mentally challenged and that he got his job at Dunder Mifflin through a special program.
Holly pays special attention to Kevin, praising him for being able to drive a car and helping him decipher how to choose a snack from the vending machine. Kevin, however, interprets Holly's frequent praise and breathy condescension as sexual interest in him. However, after Holly steps in when Angela berates Kevin over a mistake he made, the truth comes out and Holly is obviously embarrassed.
In a deleted scene from " Baby Shower ", it is revealed that Kevin donated sperm to the same sperm bank Jan went to, proclaiming "I might have done it with Jan" afterward. She is then taken back at the idea that he might be the biological father. In another scene, Jan publicly breastfeeds Astrid, much to the disturbance of most of the office-workers.
Kevin then tries to discreetly look at the topless Jan, but she allows him to stare because she feels that it is natural. However, when Creed begins to stare, she starts to feel embarrassed and calls for Michael. During an office robbery in " Crime Aid ", Kevin's surge protector was stolen. Unfortunately, Kevin "is now prone to surges". In a deleted scene, Ryan confesses that he ran his BMW into Kevin's car and damaged a side mirror, but refuses to pay for the damages by claiming that "Ryan 1.
In " Prince Family Paper ", Kevin finds out that he does not have full internet access at the office. During the episode " Blood Drive ", Kevin meets a woman named Lynn, and likes her but is awkward when talking to her. Andy, Jim, and Pam give him greatly disparate advice on wooing her in " Golden Ticket ", and ultimately he successfully asks her to dinner and a movie.
However, in a deleted scene, Kevin tells the camera that he and Lynn had broken up. Kevin mentions her in " The Delivery ", declaring that "Lynn was way hotter than Erin ". When Kelly shouts that she despises her middle name, Rajanighanda, Kevin thinks it's a boy's name. In " Casual Friday " Kevin brings a batch of his "Kevin's Famous Chili " upstairs to the office, only to drop the pot, causing chili to spill all over the floor in front of Erin's desk.
He desperately tries to clean up the mess, only to drench papers and binders in chili while spreading the food all over the carpet. It is also shown that he drives a Honda CR-V. In the episode " Gossip ", Michael spreads rumors about various people throughout the Office, including that Kevin has a person inside of him who controls him like a machine. He also wears a toupee, comparing himself to Ashton Kutcher.
In the episode " Mafia ", Kevin inadvertently causes Jim's credit card to get canceled while he and Pam are on their honeymoon in Puerto Rico. He answers Jim's phone and pretends to be Jim while hanging out in Jim's office causing the bank teller to think Jim is in Scranton and the honeymoon trip was an incident of identity theft.
When Erin tells Michael she wants to be an accountant in Scott's Tots , he tells Erin that Kevin originally applied for the warehouse, but he saw something in him. In " Secret Santa ", Michael lets Kevin sit on his lap to show that he is a better Santa than Phyllis who took his place, but Michael ends telling Kevin that he almost killed him because of his weight.
In " The Delivery " Kevin sets up lunch for Pam, which they call ultra feast, and tells the camera that he has cooked his way through the Julia Child book and now is halfway through the Twilight Cookbook. Michael sets Kevin up with Erin but when Erin tells Michael that she likes Andy, not Kevin, Michael ends up telling Kevin that Erin never liked him and he should not have taken Michael's prior comments about her being interested in him seriously.
In " New Leads " Dwight tries to choke Kevin because he hid the leads, which he threw in the trashcan. In " Happy Hour " Kevin makes baby sounds to Pam in hopes of causing her breasts to secrete milk, to no avail until Kelly 's crying causes it. In " Secretary's Day ", the office are amused by a video Oscar makes that compares Kevin's voice to that of Cookie Monster. Kevin reports it to Gabe, but the office ignores Gabe's attempts to stop the mockery and ultimately, Kevin ends up impersonating Gabe as well, making everybody laugh.
At the end of the episode, he makes a video of Oscar as The Count with only Michael finding it funny. In the cold open of " Nepotism ", when the entire staff is doing a lip-dub to " Nobody but Me ", Kevin wears a fedora with sunglasses and has Meredith strapped on his back. Later, Kevin helps Pam play a prank on Dwight with switching the buttons on an elevator. It is established he used to work in elevator maintenance.
However, a deleted scene suggests that this may be a lie, leading to the elevator's breakdown. In a deleted scene of " Counseling " Michael asks the sales staff if they have ever had a dog and Kevin tells Michael that he likes the dog Brian from Family Guy saying, "He has a funny voice. In a deleted scene of " Andy's Play ", Kevin visits his sister who is also in the production of Sweeney Todd.
In " Sex Ed ", when Meredith reveals she has genital herpes, Kevin mistakenly thinks that means she has a penis. Later, during Andy's sex ed, Andy asks what are some of the consequences of sex besides STDs , and Kevin shouts out that intercourse feels "unbelievable". Andy then makes a pro-column. When listening to other pros of sex, Kevin shouts out that it feels "amazing", which leads him to be asked by Andy whether there's a difference between "unbelievable" and "amazing", to which Kevin answers yes.
When the topic of unplanned pregnancies comes up, it results in some negative comments towards Jim and Pam, the most negative coming from Kevin, who tries to get them to admit their baby was a mistake. In " The Sting ", he joins Andy's band with Darryl and is the drummer. Sky bet us open golf He suggests that maybe he could sing Andy's song, but Andy believes Kevin's voice would be better suited for a novelty song about frogs.
Kevin still tries to persuade Andy to let him sing his song since he believes he has a unique voice, "like Bob Dylan ". Later, the band performs a song titled "Bullfrog in Love", with Kevin doing the vocals. In the cold open of " Costume Contest ", when the staff is trying to see the limit of what Stanley won't notice, Kevin dresses up as Phyllis and sits at her desk, but Stanley doesn't realize the difference.
At the costume party, Kevin dresses up as Michael Moore. Kevin shows some anger towards new traveling salesman Danny, who went out with Pam years earlier and never called her back, and claims he will never forget what he did since he's "like an Elephant that way".
However, he does want to go to Danny's bar that the staff was invited to but decides against in respect to Jim and Pam. When Andy and Kevin tell him why they will not be able to make it, Danny tells them he'll talk to Jim and Pam since Andy and Kevin exaggerated by saying they begged them not to go , and Kevin warns him not to tell them they said anything or Danny's "dead".
Kevin also strikes up a friendship with Gabe, telling him about some Lady Gaga moves he could do for the costume catwalk, but is wrongly yelled at by Michael, who believed Kevin was going over his head to Gabe with an idea. In " Christening ", Kevin attends the christening of Jim and Pam's daughter, Cece , but when the food quickly runs out at Jim and Pam's reception, he complains that he canceled his plans to come and feels he is not being properly rewarded.
Michael harshly tells Kevin, and Stanley, who was complaining as well, that if they don't stop worrying about what they're going to eat all the time, they will be dead in "about a month". Later, when Jim believes Angela stole his baby and he yells out for someone to stop her from leaving the church, Kevin grabs her purse, believing the baby to be stored in there, but instead finds what he thinks to be "thousands" of scones Angela stole from reception.
In " Viewing Party ", when the office is watching a live broadcast of the SWAT surrounding the Scranton Strangler's house, he thinks they "should do that thing where they play the really good music to get him to come out". Kevin also sets Michael down his jealous path when he refers to Gabe as the boss. Later, at the viewing party, he climbs into Gabe's bed with a plate of " pigs in a blanket " hors d'oeuvres and pulls the covers over himself, since he wants to try "pigs in a blanket" while under a blanket.
It is revealed to be, as suggested by Dwight, "big boobz". Later, Jim learns through Kevin that he maxed out his commission's cap although, at first, Kevin believes there's something wrong with his computer since he entered the sale in while doing "dunh-duh-na-dah. Kevin also gets lost in the "Hay Place" maze. In " China ", when Michael demands big ideas to stop China's growing power, Kevin comes up with the idea of an antacid you only take once a week.
Michael then asks for any better ideas, and Kevin suggests an antacid you only take every six weeks, causing Stanley to sarcastically ask why not go for a full year, causing Kevin to answer that then it would be too big a pill to swallow. Kevin soon teases Oscar after it turns out Michael was right and he was wrong in a conversation about China's population.
Later, Dwight asks Kevin what he would think would make the office building a better place, since he's putting together a "wish list". Kevin then wishes for a million wishes, where Dwight informs him he's not a genie, causing Kevin to tell the "building" to get lost. In the cold open of " Classy Christmas ", when Michael is trying to decide what everyone should do in the Christmas group photo, Kevin suggests the men and women be separated, and the men should stand in a "why I oughta" pose, while the women stand in a "let's go shopping" pose, but his idea is quickly rejected.
In the episode, Kevin shows that he is not impressed that Angela's boyfriend is a state senator, and it is hinted Kevin does not know what a comptroller is. When Pam asks for volunteers to come with her to buy a Christmas tree, Kevin declines, saying he doesn't want to get dirty in case any girls show up at the party, leading Pam to berate him to stop thinking that, since no one ever invites other women.
When Holly arrives, Kevin is obviously upset that she ate half of the maple candies she brought for the office. After Holly confronts the staff over who threw her Woody doll in the trash, Kevin comes up with the theory that, since Toy Story is about toys coming alive when nobody's around, Woody came alive and threw himself in the garbage. In " Ultimatum ", Holly raises up her ring fingers to show that she is not engaged, but Kevin misunderstands and calls her a "bitch" while giving her " the finger ".
Kevin's new year resolution he puts on Pam's "New Year's Resolution Board" is for him to eat more vegetables. Later, in the conference room, Michael, upset that Holly didn't stick to her ultimatum that if AJ didn't propose to her she would dump him, projects his anger onto the rest of the office for not sticking to their resolutions, and forces Kevin to eat a stalk of broccoli.
While at first, Kevin is glad Michael is making him stick to his resolution, he soon finds it very difficult eating it. He starts eating it stem-first since it's a "new food" for him and he doesn't know how else he should eat it , but soon begs Michael to allow him to put "Cheese Whiz" or hollandaise on it, but Michael forces him to eat it plain.
Kevin is so disgusted though, that he hides it under his tongue and eventually spits it out. Golf betting games kevin the office Kevin is soon called into Michael's office, where Michael apologizes for his actions. Kevin tells him that he means no offense, but Michael needs to get his life. Michael says he's right and he hopes they can still be friends, which causes Kevin to readily forgive him and gives him a big, crushing hug while saying he's going to "help" Michael with his problems.
Shortly afterward, Kevin defaces Ryan's resolution to "Live life like an art project" by writing an "F" in front of the word "art". While Ryan uses the incident in the conference room as a comeback, Kevin still mocks Ryan and makes a farting noise, only to embarrassingly pass gas for real. In " The Seminar ", Kevin is one of the workers Andy asks to help him out in the seminar.
When Kevin begins his presentation, he runs around the conference room while " Crazy Train " is played, causing him to get exhausted and throw up. In " The Search ", when Pam presents her drawing of two dogs on a desert island, Kevin believes that it's two giant dogs with two giant palm trees on a regular size island instead of just an incredibly tiny island.
In a meeting about Public Displays of Affection, Dwight reads a list of names of employees who have had sex in the office, and Kevin adds his own name to the list, but Angela, doubting that he has, asks with who, only for Kevin to state that "she goes to another school". When Michael is worried that Holly might break up with him again, Kevin does a "monkey face" in an attempt to cheer him up.
After Michael and Holly announce that they're moving in together and Oscar encourages them to kiss, Kevin says "Suck on that, Oscar" even though he was the one who told them to kiss. In " Todd Packer ", Kevin is excited when he learns Todd Packer will be working at the office full-time, but Todd later insults him for the fun of it.
Kevin tries to pretend he's fine with it, but is obviously hurt. Michael later calls Kevin up in front of the office so Packer can apologize to him. Kevin claims he wasn't offended, but Michael still makes Packer say he's sorry, although the apology is very insincere. In this episode, Kevin also states to the camera that he has very little patience for stupidity.
In " Garage Sale ", Kevin sells a Dallas board game at the warehouse garage sale. Kevin, Andy and Darryl play and bet on the game, but the instruction booklet is not with the game, so Andy and Darryl make up the rules as they go along, much to Kevin's objection. Idiot Ball : Michael especially grabs hold of it, as he manages to drive away the only student who shows any interest in joining.
Hypocritical Humor : When Michael is explaining the career fair: Michael: Darryl will hire some kids for the warehouse. We don't have to worry about internships with them, because they definitely ain't going to college. Darryl: What college did you go to Mike. Michael: Let's go. Never My Fault : Michael blames Pam for there only being one piece of paper at the booth, even though he told her to only bring one.
He also manages to scare away the one student who was interested in coming to Dunder Mifflin because he "was funny looking. Shout-Out : Michael says " And don't call me Shirley " again, though Pam doesn't provide the setup of "Surely you can't be serious. Truth in Television : All of the golf betting games Kevin rattles off after the client proposes they gamble while playing are real.
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